Cock(tail)s and Frocks

I'm looking at the photos from the Vanity Fair Post Oscar bash and it's highly amusing. You think the celebrity world is all glitz, glamour and a million miles away from real life but really it's too not far off your work Christmas party.

Ok perhaps most people are much better looking and super rich but still. Everyone starts off the night looking fabulous and as the night wears on and drinks are consumed, people start going down hill. Madonna starts drinking to forget the pain as her husband is giving the pretty young starlets the glad eye while Sacha Baron Cohen and his fiance are cornered by the big boss. Poor wee James McAvoy has no idea what's going on. He's just trying to avoid the crazy plastic man in the corner.

And like any decent gal out on the piss and celebrating, Dame Helen is just damn hungry and of course someone has to start the drunken dancing.

Overkill

You know that Razorlight have reached the point of saturation/naffness when their lastest single is played on Classic Hits radio. Which begs the question, is Johnny Borrell the new James Blunt?